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I'm just sayin' - Now Some Flowers, They Never Bloom.
and some flowers, they just bloom dead.
I'm just sayin'
So I'm at tigerheat and I am in line to get a drink
The broad of a bartender looks at me and says
"you've had enough to drink"

anyone who knows me, knows that means WAR

I put on my queeniest face, look that skank up and down,
cock my perfect eyebrow

and proceed to call that bitch out

"Don't act like you don't need my $2 tip, I know where you live"

her jaw drops to the floor

I say "you know what, I'm over you and your bad drinks"

I go to the bar across the way,
tell the bartender I want 2 drinks,
and the world is whole once again

Current Mood: amused amused
Current Music: Damien Rice; "The Blowers Daughter"

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tristesa From: tristesa Date: April 15th, 2005 09:29 pm (UTC) (Link)


That's the way to do it!
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