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scorchoboy
scorchoboy
such a chill, such a shame
Why is it when a really good looking guy messages me it's only for a hookup. One guy I had been talking to for the past 5 days suddenly wants me to come over and take a shower with him, 2 hours later an old hot or not double match messages me drunk wanting me to go skinny dipping. I've been kind of discouraged lately, it seems like most people I am attracted too are only interested in one thing, no one seems to want to date anymore -


Dear Boy I have yet to meet,

I know our adventures have yet to begin, however I just wanted to let you know what you can expect from me when I do meet you. You will wake up to a backrub every morning instead of an alarm clock. I will randomly pick you up in my arms and carry you. I will spend weeks carefully handcrafting a harry potter fun book for you out of gold and red construction paper and yarn so you can have a memorable christmas present. On our third date I will string up mistletoe over your door only to steal a kiss before we depart to a midnight showing of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. I will familiarize myself with your deepest passion, not because it particularly interests me. But so that you have someone right there to indulge in it with you. Most importantly, I will get along with your friends and accept the fact that they were there before me.

Here is what I will expect from you ____. You will have to accept the fact that I am a workaholic, some months working 60 - 70 hour work weeks while I strive to build a stable foundation for our future. We will indulge in wine in the hot tub while having a heated argument on how Squall is hotter then Tidus. We will go on midnight hikes up to the Hollywood sign overlooking beautiful downtown Los Angeles in the moonlight and have a late night picnic. You will have to put up with me singing "The Reason" by Hoobastank out of tune at a karaoke bar while dropping to my knees and pointing at you... my reason. We will leave the windows open in the winter as an excuse to embrace tighter and pile on more blankets. You will have to accept the fact that I cannot dance to save my life but will have no shame in going out there and trying. We will dress up in suits and go watch college productions of Batboy, The Last 5 Years, and Cabaret.

Yours Truly,
Juan Hidalgo

P.S. - I know how you had a busy weekend so I went ahead and had your suits dry cleaned and pressed, and your car washed. oh yeah, your lunch is in the refrigerator. And don't forget to lock the door on your way out.



I'll post a non-whiny entry later, as for now I am going to bed, alone.

Current Mood: complacent complacent
Current Music: "Old Red Hills" ; Parade

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From: my_other_ljname Date: March 3rd, 2005 05:38 pm (UTC) (Link)
Squall is hotter than Tidus. :-D

Is it sad that I still didn't understand that this was YOU until you wrote your name in this entry? I am so dense.

xoxox =)
princeminimoon From: princeminimoon Date: March 3rd, 2005 08:56 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh Sweetheart... gosh I love you. You are so incredibly wonderful. We need to find you a soul mate... yeah... I hear Wal-Mart is pretty cheap. Heh. But seriously, you deserve someone special! Hmmm, Roger and I will collaborate and we'll get back to you. ::hugz::
scorchoboy From: scorchoboy Date: March 3rd, 2005 10:06 pm (UTC) (Link)
OMG Roger! I totally miss our inbetween 3ways oogling at different boys! Thanks for the comment! and tell Roger I said hi! =)
mexitalianboy From: mexitalianboy Date: March 4th, 2005 09:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
aw, that was cute
gutza From: gutza Date: April 2nd, 2005 10:08 am (UTC) (Link)
Yo, random comment from a random stranger ^_^

My only point of disagreement on this is that while Squall may indeed be hotter than Tidus, this in fact does not mean that he is in any way-shape-or form better. Mainly the attitude...Squall is such a whiny pansy...Not that Tidus is much better...but at least he's not dark and brooding most of the time...

Alright ^_^
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